Thursday, January 3, 2019

LJN-Uary: Jesse The Body Ventura

LISTEN UP, MCMAHON! THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FIGURES OF ALL TIME! AND AIN'T NOTHIN' YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

Jesse The Body Ventura is one of the most colorful and unique performers in pro wrestling history. From wrestler to commentator to interview segment host and everything in between, Jesse has seen it all and done it all! Of course, the king of conspiracies would receive a few action figures and his LJN may be the one everyone remembers the most.

By the time this figure was released, Jesse had retired from in-ring preforming due to injuries and had become a commentator on tv shows and PPV's so it was a little out of date. But at that time, it took a lot longer to get figures released in their current gear than even now. For those who had been huge Jesse fans this is the way they'd want to remember him.

Check out those tights! Almost as colorful as he is! Of course, even in his announcer days, he'd still maintain his wild and crazy fashion. Jesse never had any trouble standing out anywhere in life and this figure shows it.

Of course, you gotta get those guns right! Check out that pose, McMahon! Not even Hogan can come close with these bad boys! This is the pose that could make women swoon and men quiver in fear, Monsoon! Take that to the bank and cash it. The Body is here to stay!

If you wanna go from a boy to a man, you gotta add this to your collection, Mean Gene! The ultimate man and the sexual tyrannosaurus will put all the other toys to shame!


-Chad

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